Chit, He Passed Drivers Ed...

So what gives?

The kid has to be

 begged, bribed and almost beaten bloody

to study school...
 yet he passes drivers ed with flying colors. 

No,
 I'm not surprised but damn...

Teen

So here is my thing, as you can witness for yourself,

He's not right in the head. Name me one 15 year old that is?

I am suppose to trust him with my life and the life of others,

with this stinky creature?
 I don't think knows what a toothbrush is?

Yet, he knows what a caution sign is...

The exact same creature,
whose socks was a bomb and dropped
 halfway between Iraq and Afghanistan,

the war would be over!

He will see a railroad crossing sign and know what it is.

He doesn't understand the shape, size and reason behind 

DEODORANT!

He will remember to look at the speedometer,

 but he can't remember to set his alarm!

So how am I suppose to get through this??

Then it hits me...

That's why Sonic has a Happy Hour and half

price cherry limeades at 2pm!

No wonder those bi@tches
 in the parking lot,
 waiting for
their "driving" kids

 are already smiling...

Designated Driver on the way home from school....  

*Before you get your panties in a wad! I would not do this. 

It's just a story.... the drinking part.... The nasty stinky son is true....