Dear Vodka, no headache please

Dear Blog,
Sorry I have been absent,
I have missed you and love you so...

Dear readers,
My niece is here from out
 of town until the 10th...
So I may not be here everyday.

Dear hubby,
You rock,
You allow me to take
 care of my family
and all you say is,
"whatever it takes"

Dear boys,
You make me happy!

Dear house,
Will you please clean yourself!

Dear family,
Could you please respect each other!

Dear friends,
If you can't respect me...
You will loose me...
Sorry, but August 1st became
I'm me, deal with it!

Dear Vodka,
You make me relaxed and happy.
For that I really could consume you more.
If you could just do your part
 and not give me a headache.
M'kay!

Y'all have a great weekend!

Friday Letters

Dear blog and twitter world,

Thank you for always giving me something to smile about.

You are always around when I need a good laugh. 

 You put up with all of my moods. You give encouraging words 

when they are needed.  You know how to listen and not comment

when I just need to vent. You have allowed me to meet some fabulous people.

You also allow me to unfriend people who annoy me and complain to much

without any awkward explanation of why....

Dear Mother Nature,

I know that we need rain but I worked really hard on 

my hair today and I'd appreciate a little help.

After all women to women

help a sister out...

Dear Mall,

I am finishing up my vacation shopping.

I know the items that I am shopping for are not needed but

I really think I will look prettier in them. If you could 

please put them on sale today so I will still have money

left over to buy those cheap t-shirts and magnets and the

shot glasses that I am obligated to buy for family while on vacation.

I'd really appreciate it! 

Dear who ever started the trend of gifting vacation presents,

You are a dumbass!

It's my vacation, I want to spend my hard earned money on me.

I work hard all year so I can afford to do this!

Why do I have to spend money on stuff to give to people

that are going to say...

Oh, thanks for thinking of me, then grumbling every time

they have to dust the trinket.

Seriously....

Well obviously,

 I have drank a little to much coffee this morning so I suppose I need 

to go get dressed so I can finish up my shopping. 

Have a great weekend all....