Thursday, August 30, 2012

Sex is a Pretzel

After being with the same man for a long time it can get boring. Let's be honest! We've all been there....

If you haven't then, you need to replace you batteries! Just saying.

Where was I? Oh yea....

The beginning;
When you start with your relationship it's all nice and you receive the massages and all the "kneading" just like the beginning of a pretzel. Your rolled and the sex stretches on for a while. You wrap your legs around from one position to another until your all formed like a pretzel and covered in butter.

As time goes by things start to change a little so you may comment about the wonderful length of the beginning actives therefore a little extra care is given which is the equivalent of being a cinnamon and sugar dipped pretzel.

So you may be asking yourself where I am going with this. Unless you are there you may even be confused!

Have you noticed how Auntie Ann's have started filling pretzels with meat?

It's the same as a long time relationship.

You get this half raised, sometimes burnt, soggy, maybe doughy dried up limp shell of a pretzel with a piece of meat shoved inside.

May you have a hot and fluffy butter filled day!

1 comment:

  1. Omg! That might be the funniest thing I've ever read!!!!!


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