Teen Birthday, Boobs and Vodka

Hey all...

So it's been a rainy day today
so I haven't done much,

such the life of a "sahm"

We have a teenage birthday party to attend tomorrow.

Oh yeah! (dripping with sarcasm) 

If I just so happen to have a flask of vodka in my purse,

and said vodka makes it into my Coke
 while attending teenage birthday party...

Would that make me a bad mom? 

Obviously, I will be able to enjoy the teenagers much better,
Hell

I might join in as we are going to some trampoline sky jumpy thingy...

*(note to self, wear sports bra)*

Actually, as I am typing this...
 visualizing myself jumping around

with teenagers, happy on a vodka buzz.
 Boobies safely nestled into sports bra.

*(note to self, ace bandage boobies over sports bra)*

After all,
 did I mention it was a
 birthday party for a 15 year old boy.

(gotta protect those babies, no saggy boobies)

Okay...

 Now that I started out to wine,
 cry and complain,

 I think I have found a solution to my problem.
 So glad that y'all were part of my problem 

solving escapade.

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Have a Great Day Tomorrow...

I know I sure will!