Hey all...
So it's been a rainy day today
so I haven't done much,
so I haven't done much,
such the life of a "sahm"
We have a teenage birthday party to attend tomorrow.
Oh yeah! (dripping with sarcasm)
If I just so happen to have a flask of vodka in my purse,
and said vodka makes it into my Coke
while attending teenage birthday party...
while attending teenage birthday party...
Would that make me a bad mom?
Obviously, I will be able to enjoy the teenagers much better,
Hell
Hell
I might join in as we are going to some trampoline sky jumpy thingy...
*(note to self, wear sports bra)*
Actually, as I am typing this...
visualizing myself jumping around
visualizing myself jumping around
with teenagers, happy on a vodka buzz.
Boobies safely nestled into sports bra.
Boobies safely nestled into sports bra.
*(note to self, ace bandage boobies over sports bra)*
After all,
did I mention it was a
birthday party for a 15 year old boy.
did I mention it was a
birthday party for a 15 year old boy.
(gotta protect those babies, no saggy boobies)
Okay...
Now that I started out to wine,
cry and complain,
cry and complain,
I think I have found a solution to my problem.
So glad that y'all were part of my problem
So glad that y'all were part of my problem
solving escapade.
Have a Great Day Tomorrow...
I know I sure will!
Haha! You are hilarious! I totally understand the teenage thing, so good luck with that ;-)
ReplyDeleteLOL! Hope you had a good time bouncing around with your vodka!!
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